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Naughty sms:

 

 

 

Raju drives into one way and cross no entry board.

Policeman: Oye tujhe no entry ka board nahi dikha kya?

Raju: Board to dikha lekin mene socha film ka poster hoga.

 

Rita: Achanak hi tum bachat karne lagi ho.

Gita: Han yaar yahi mere pati ki akhiri kwahish thi, dubte samay ve yahi keh rahe the “BACHAO BACHAO”.

 

Chand pe aapka naam likhne ko ji chahta hai,

Pahli baat to ye ki mera hath nahi jata hai,

Aur dusri baat ye ki ye khyal dopahar ko hi aata hai.

 

Lady teacher: Kahan hai copy kahan hai pen?

Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha hai, kya copy aur kya pen, tere mast-mast do nain,

Mere dil ka le gaye chain.

 

 

Sharabi Roadpar pada tha,

Policeman: itni kyon pee rakhi hai?

Sharabi: mazburi thi.

Policeman: kya mazburi thi?

Sharabi: botal ka dhakkan gum hogayatha.

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