Naughty Birthday Sms

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Naughty Birthday Sms:

 

 

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

 

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing,

I told my computer that today is my birthday,

And it said that I needed an upgrade.

 

 

When I was a child my

Family were so poor

That the only thing I got on

My birthday was a year older.

 

 

The secret of staying young is to live honestly,

Eat slowly, and lie about your age.

 

 

Some people like Sunday,

Some people like Monday,

But some People like one day,

O my dear its my birthday.

 

 

Father: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

 

 

Birthday girl, today’s your day,

Time to eat cake; sing songs, and play,

There are so many ways to have birthday fun,

Here shopping you get to do every one.

 

 

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin

Main kabhi na bhuloonga apne yaar ka janmdin

Chahe woh ho mera akhri din

Aapko jaroor mera yeh message milega

Jispe likha hoga mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin.

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