Funny Sms

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Funny Sms:

 

 

 

Sanju: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai?

Raju: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

 

 

Sonu: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Monu: How?

Sonu: Jab bhi road cross karte hain,

Meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

 

 

 

Paani me tairna machhli ka style,

Hawa me udna panchhi ka style,

Different sms bhejna apunka style,

Muft me sms padhna aapka style.

 

 

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon.

 

1 Aadmi: Bhagwan mujhe dard de, dukh de,

Tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de,

Mere pichhe bhoot laga de,

Bhagwan: Abe sale ek line mein bol na ki biwi chahiye.

 

 

 

Girl: Is dress ki kya kimat he?

Shopkeeper: 5 kisses.

Girl: Aur us dress ki kya kimat he?

Shopkeeper: 10 kisses

Girl: Ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill papa denge.

 

 

 

 

Susti ki intiha,

Boy:papa aik glass paani de do,

Papa:khud le lo,

Boy:please de do na,

Papa:Ab manga to thappar marunga,

Boy:Thappad marne aao to paani lete aana.

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