Some Funny Birthday Sms Are Here For You:
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Answer: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Man 1: I got my wife a VCP for her birthday.
Man 2: Don’t you mean a VCR?
Man 1: No, a VCP: very cheap present!
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
You know, when I was a kid my family was so poor,
The only thing I ever got on my birthday was a year older.