Birthday Jokes

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Some Beautiful Birthday Jokes Are Given Below:

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, “A bottle of wine?”
His employees replied, “No.”
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?”
“His employees replied again, “No.”
Finally the boss asked, “I give up. What is it?”
His workers responded, “A puppy.”

Doctor, I get heartburn every time
I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles.

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you?
Fred: I couldn’t find one big enough for your nose.

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s.
He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol.
He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me.’
Unfortunately he put the note on his father’s present.

Wife to husband on her 40th birthday – ‘Do you see that guy?’
Husband – Yeah, so!
Wife – 40 years ago, I refused his marriage proposal and till now he has been drinking like crazy!
Husband – Wow! That’s a long long celebration!

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