Birthday Jokes

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Birthday Jokes:

 

 

 

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

 

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing,

I told my computer that today is my birthday,

And it said that I needed an upgrade.

 

 

When I was a child my

Family were so poor

That the only thing I got on

My birthday was a year older.

 

 

 

The secret of staying young is to live honestly,

Eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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