Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing,
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
And it said that I needed an upgrade.
When I was a child my
Family were so poor
That the only thing I got on
My birthday was a year older.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
Eat slowly, and lie about your age.